Edition 01

The Statement Shirt

$165.00


The story of your soon-to-be shirt:


People say the nicest things on the internet... and then there's everyone else. I started screenshotting and reposting the best of the worst ones that came at me, firing back with a witty retort.

One day that retort was "I'm putting this on a t-shirt. DM for pre-orders." I was kidding. Then the DMs came pouring in!

This limited edition shirt started as a hater's attempt at a takedown. Funny how that works out, no?

Wear it proudly, and stay tuned as future editions of the Statement Shirts are coming.

Lots of Haters = Lots of Fashion. We're not kidding anymore, kids!

PS… The order window is open for a limited time, and once it closes, we’ll print and ship your shirt. But we won’t make this one again…so order now or forever hold your alienism.

  • .01 Original soft water-based screen print featuring velvet flock lettering
  • .02 Embroidered JR signature monograph detail on right sleeve
  • .03 Luxe 2-ply jersey knit in monochrome
  • .04 Lightweight flat-knit rib neckband
  • .05 Dimensional straddle-stitch seams and lingerie overlock hem
  • .06 Made from 100% cotton

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Garment measurements, laid flat
SizeLengthChestWaistHip
XXS24.2561.63486.43178.73281.3
XS24.7562.93691.43383.83486.4
S25.2564.13896.53588.93691.4
M25.7565.440101.63794.03896.5
L26.2566.742106.73999.140101.6
XL26.7567.944111.841104.142106.7
XXL27.2569.246116.843109.244111.8

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